What? People Are Reading This?

And it seems they’re not from the Ukraine, either!

Do any of you look like this this this?

I Don’t Know What He Means

According to wikipedia, nothing happened on April 19, 2006.

Why should that be surprising?

Nothing apparently happens in his life!

Oh The Day Is So Delightful!

Why not? At least I can publish photos. That obit in his pathetic blog can’t!

Not my life!

What Is It With Women And Crusades?

Now everyone in a skirt — and some who aren’t! — are emailing, asking me to publicize their crusade too.

Do you think they’ll get on a plane and go over to the Ukraine to stop effigy burning?

I don’t think so.

Ukrainians Burn Me In Effigy

Because of this blog.

I should have remembered that all those now-unemployed KGBers have blogs…

Hey, I Thought You Were Fans!

Via email:

Hey Cane. You can have all the love you want for ten bucks!

Women Flood My Emailbox With Temptation

Don’t you wish you were me me me?

Yes. You do.

Email From Ukraine Now Blocked

I knew the truth would come out… and her name isn’t even Sasha!

It’s Blivyt!

Sasha, Is That You?

Suddenly I am bombarded by email from Ukraine.

Someone tells me this is what Sasha aka Holly aka Hot Holly looks like under the blonde:

But he also recommended a penny stock, so I doubt.

My Fan Base Grows