The Secret Diary of Mike Cane

Constant Readers: Go Away!

mikecane — Mon, 30 Jul 2007 21:00:54 +0000

Go. Away.

Now.

It’s No Accident You’ve Come To This Blog

mikecane — Sun, 29 Jul 2007 17:42:26 +0000

Then again, judging from the number of people reading it, it most likely is.

Here, goggle a blonde:

I Am On Ur TV This Fall. Watch.

mikecane — Thu, 26 Jul 2007 21:06:58 +0000

Cane

Women Taunt Me With Promises They Can’t Keep

mikecane — Thu, 26 Jul 2007 15:10:13 +0000

Ths Blgg Atrax Brainee Leet

mikecane — Thu, 26 Jul 2007 15:06:56 +0000

Via email-o-gram:

Dear Fake Cane:

You are a better Cane than the real one.

If his blog was more like this he would be more funner to read.

I hate him.

Brian.

I’m So Famous! But I Already Knew That. Did You?

mikecane — Thu, 26 Jul 2007 15:02:46 +0000

In today’s WordPress Dashboard search engine hits:

“fake mike cane”

Can you believe it?

Don’t get Real. Get Fake!

Or as I like to put it: Go F Yourself!

My Latest Hobby. Faking Blindness And Reading Blondes.

mikecane — Thu, 26 Jul 2007 14:57:49 +0000

I tell them I have very sensitive fingertips and can read their T-shirts.

Wow. Did she enjoy it!

I Attract Ilsa, She-Wolf of the SS

mikecane — Wed, 25 Jul 2007 19:50:03 +0000

Mein Cane:

Your shadow does things to me.

I don’t know what.

But it involves wetness.

Can you send me your shadow? Do you need it anymore?

Ruff,

Ilsa

Hey, Ladeez! Look At Me Me Me!

mikecane — Wed, 25 Jul 2007 18:21:03 +0000

Even my shadow is hot!

Send in those email invites with photos, all you luscious blondez!!

Ha! Ha! Ha! I Can Get A Date. He Can’t!

mikecane — Tue, 24 Jul 2007 19:15:37 +0000

Dear Mike:

I find the realness of your fakeness so sexy.

Be wild with me.

Luvvy,