I Am On Ur TV This Fall. Watch.

Cane

Women Taunt Me With Promises They Can’t Keep

I’m So Famous! But I Already Knew That. Did You?

In today’s WordPress Dashboard search engine hits:

“fake mike cane”

Can you believe it?

Don’t get Real. Get Fake!

Or as I like to put it: Go F Yourself!

My Latest Hobby. Faking Blindness And Reading Blondes.

I tell them I have very sensitive fingertips and can read their T-shirts.

Wow. Did she enjoy it!

Hey, Ladeez! Look At Me Me Me!

Even my shadow is hot!

Send in those email invites with photos, all you luscious blondez!!

Ha! Ha! Ha! I Can Get A Date. He Can’t!

Dear Mike:

I find the realness of your fakeness so sexy.

Be wild with me.

Luvvy,

SJ

What? People Are Reading This?

And it seems they’re not from the Ukraine, either!

Do any of you look like this this this?

I Don’t Know What He Means

According to wikipedia, nothing happened on April 19, 2006.

Why should that be surprising?

Nothing apparently happens in his life!

Oh The Day Is So Delightful!

Why not? At least I can publish photos. That obit in his pathetic blog can’t!

Not my life!

Ukrainians Burn Me In Effigy

Because of this blog.

I should have remembered that all those now-unemployed KGBers have blogs…