Ths Blgg Atrax Brainee Leet

Via email-o-gram:

Dear Fake Cane:

You are a better Cane than the real one.

If his blog was more like this he would be more funner to read.

I hate him.

Brian.

Oh The Day Is So Delightful!

Why not? At least I can publish photos. That obit in his pathetic blog can’t!

Not my life!

What Is It With Women And Crusades?

Now everyone in a skirt — and some who aren’t! — are emailing, asking me to publicize their crusade too.

Do you think they’ll get on a plane and go over to the Ukraine to stop effigy burning?

I don’t think so.

Ukrainians Burn Me In Effigy

Because of this blog.

I should have remembered that all those now-unemployed KGBers have blogs…

Hey, I Thought You Were Fans!

Via email:

Hey Cane. You can have all the love you want for ten bucks!

Email From Ukraine Now Blocked

I knew the truth would come out… and her name isn’t even Sasha!

It’s Blivyt!