What? People Are Reading This?

And it seems they’re not from the Ukraine, either!

Do any of you look like this this this?

Hey, I Thought You Were Fans!

Via email:

Hey Cane. You can have all the love you want for ten bucks!

My Fan Base Grows

Sasha AKA Holly AKA Hot Holly Sends New Picture

Deer Mike Cayne

This is my front.

Bayby place not shown.

But don’t touch hair, hokay?

Sasha — I mean Holly

Other Women Who Lust For Me Organize Protests

Sure, you have everything a blonde has. Except the, you know, blonde.

The Ukraine Is Dead To Me

Someone there saw the fan mail I got and sent a frontal picture of Sasha aka Holly aka Hot Holly:

I Already Get Fan Mail

Deer Mike Cain:

My name is Holly as in Hot Holly.

I want you to give me bayby.

Come to Ukraine.

You like picture?

Pleez note bayby factory on other side of me.

I don’t do freeky.

XoXoXo

Sasha — I mean Holly.

Welcome, Canetards!