It’s No Accident You’ve Come To This Blog

Then again, judging from the number of people reading it, it most likely is.

Here, goggle a blonde:

My Latest Hobby. Faking Blindness And Reading Blondes.

I tell them I have very sensitive fingertips and can read their T-shirts.

Wow. Did she enjoy it!

I Attract Ilsa, She-Wolf of the SS

Mein Cane:

Your shadow does things to me.

I don’t know what.

But it involves wetness.

Can you send me your shadow? Do you need it anymore?

Ruff,

Ilsa

Ha! Ha! Ha! I Can Get A Date. He Can’t!

Dear Mike:

I find the realness of your fakeness so sexy.

Be wild with me.

Luvvy,

SJ

What? People Are Reading This?

And it seems they’re not from the Ukraine, either!

Do any of you look like this this this?

Sasha, Is That You?

Suddenly I am bombarded by email from Ukraine.

Someone tells me this is what Sasha aka Holly aka Hot Holly looks like under the blonde:

But he also recommended a penny stock, so I doubt.

Sasha AKA Holly AKA Hot Holly Sends New Picture

Deer Mike Cayne

This is my front.

Bayby place not shown.

But don’t touch hair, hokay?

Sasha — I mean Holly

Other Women Who Lust For Me Organize Protests

Sure, you have everything a blonde has. Except the, you know, blonde.

I Am Thirsty. For Blonde.

Blondes Geek #2