Constant Readers: Go Away!

Go. Away.

Now.

It’s No Accident You’ve Come To This Blog

Then again, judging from the number of people reading it, it most likely is.

Here, goggle a blonde:

I Am On Ur TV This Fall. Watch.

Cane

Women Taunt Me With Promises They Can’t Keep

Ths Blgg Atrax Brainee Leet

Via email-o-gram:

Dear Fake Cane:

You are a better Cane than the real one.

If his blog was more like this he would be more funner to read.

I hate him.

Brian.

I’m So Famous! But I Already Knew That. Did You?

In today’s WordPress Dashboard search engine hits:

“fake mike cane”

Can you believe it?

Don’t get Real. Get Fake!

Or as I like to put it: Go F Yourself!

My Latest Hobby. Faking Blindness And Reading Blondes.

I tell them I have very sensitive fingertips and can read their T-shirts.

Wow. Did she enjoy it!

I Attract Ilsa, She-Wolf of the SS

Mein Cane:

Your shadow does things to me.

I don’t know what.

But it involves wetness.

Can you send me your shadow? Do you need it anymore?

Ruff,

Ilsa

Hey, Ladeez! Look At Me Me Me!

Even my shadow is hot!

Send in those email invites with photos, all you luscious blondez!!

Ha! Ha! Ha! I Can Get A Date. He Can’t!

Dear Mike:

I find the realness of your fakeness so sexy.

Be wild with me.

Luvvy,

SJ